Sunday, April 24, 2011

Ultimate FIghting Challeng

So how can we make money from violent convicts while appealing to the violent natures of such people? I’m sure many of us have heard of UFC (Ultimate Fighter Championship) and MMC (Mixed Martial Arts) competitions where two men beat each other into submission. The sport brings in between two hundred and three hundred million each year.

          

  I know what you’re thinking, “Is he saying we should have felons fight each other and sell tickets?” Absolutely! These criminals are already fighting each other inside the jails why not cultivate that into some profit. Gladiator matches to the death, notoriety for the winners and respect that many of them yearn for. The venue is already established the prison yard or for some color inside the Cell Block.


            What should we do with the losers of these matches? Should we bury them in an honorable way inside a pine box taking up valuable real estate next to your grandmother? Is there a way to make dead bodies more valuable to those of the living? I say there is! Namely food for animals, dog and cat food are already made from discarded entrails and snots could it be worsened from ground up humans? I understand that may be an unpleasant option for most people but there are others.

            Blood and bone marrow are known to make very good plant 
fertilizers. Most facilities that process such materials already incorporate some sort of grinder so retrofitting never has to happen. We can cultivate support with great slogans like,

“Feed the next generation with the last.”

            Are the empty vessels of our former selves really that important? I beg you bring a prisoner home in someway.


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